Greetings to all my Wizard Mail Monthly Subscribers! I see that you have finally taken it upon yourselves to delve into this little inquiry of mine own creation. To some readers (you know who you are)
this test will invoke intense feelings of anger and even primordial rage towards me, perhaps due to past experiences. To others, this will be a journey into a world of the whimsical and mischievous. If you see me in real life after you complete this test, please do try to contain yourself and not beat my ass. I may be a wizard but I'm still fragile and will cry easily if attacked.
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