Personality Quiz
You in a Court of Absurdity
Quiz introduction
Are you worried about the state of your nation? Have you been summoned to court but don’t know why? Have you found yourself asking, “wait, is the government allowed to do that to me?” Maybe you’ve
been denied access to a public place, required to pay a hefty “voluntary” tax, stopped and frisked without explanation, or even forced to shut your business down. If any of these concerns apply to you, you might be suffering in a condition of systemic oppression, frequently seen in late-stage democracy, states of emergency, or imperialism. That’s right—millions of people just like you suffer in these conditions every day. Thankfully, on account of loads of historical experience, we’re able to diagnose what kind of systemic absurdity you’re suffering from and even predict how well you’ll fare in said system based on your personality. The relevance of this test is guaranteed. Only a very small percentage of the world’s population has ever been exempt from systemic absurdity, and for those peoples who haven’t, it’s just a matter of time. This is likely applicable to you. What are you waiting for? Take this 10 minute self-assessment now. Navigate your governmental apocalypse with clarity today.
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