HELLO!!! ME MISTMAN!!! WERE YOU ALONE AND SAD THIS VALENTINES DAY!??!! NOT TO WORRY OLD CHUM!! NOW YOU CAN FINALLY HAVE SOMEONE TO (HOPEFULLY) TOLERATE YOU AND PERHAPS... LOVE YOU?!?!?!!
AT THE LE
AST, THEY WILL BE legally BONDED TO YOU AS YOUR DATE NEXT VALENTINES DAY!!! given theyre your soulmate. your souls are BONDED now. NO REFUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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