oblins, the Fresno Nightcrawlers. Interesting, eerie, maybe a little less-known, but still popular enough to have a following. And then... there's these cryptids. Unless you live in the town they're from, you probably haven't heard of them. One of them is literally just a hairless guinea pig. But even cryptozoology's z-listers need a day in the sun, so find out which bottom of the barrel, completely unknown cryptid you are, and what that might mean about your personality! _________________________________________________________________________ Also, note for anyone who might need it: None of these cryptids have anything to do with indigenous religious traditions or beliefs. Every single one of these cryptids is a genuine phony! A fake! A hot mess of a thing, but nothing with any spiritual significance. Also for that reason they're almost all North American- I wanted to make sure I had the full context for these beasts before I insulted them! _________________________________________________________________________ Also also I apologize in advance about the line breaks. Some of them work, some of them don't, and I'm too tired to go back and fix them. But at least even the broken ones break up the big text walls, right?