You ever have that feeling that you're in a rut? That it's just the same bland thing, day-in and day-out? That you could use a little bit of excitement to shake things up? Well put down the dating app
s, because I have FOUR eligible eldritch beings masquerading as humans here to select from! Ignore the fact that they're entirely dysfunctional and have centuries of baggage and history with each other. I'm sure it'll all turn out fiiiiiiiine.
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