Personality Quiz
Which Robert Burns poem are you?
Quiz introduction
"Our monarch's hindmost year but ane
Was five-and-twenty days begun,
'T was then a blast o' Janwar win'
Blew hansel' in on Robin."
It's that time of year where we celebrate the birthday of Ayrshire
's biggest fuckboy- i mean, greatest literary influence by eating his favourite junk food, singing very formal sounding versions of stuff he wrote while horny, and carefully glossing over the stuff he wrote while even hornier. The question is: which work of Burns really speaks to you?
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