ing your tender teenage heart out upon (not that i've ever done that). except since it's not actually 2009 anymore, it's about a gaggle of doomed frozen englishmen in their 30s to 50s instead. (this is best understood as a piece of amateur performance art and not suited for diagnostic purposes, though of course there's nothing to say you can't parade it around if you do get the lad you like. Available Lads™ include: stanley, hickey, collins, goodsir, tozer, irving, little, hodgson, des voeux, crozier) are you ready?