he other half off "Supernatural" seasons 1-5. Yet, on your social media of choice, you often post about "biblically accurate angels" - wheels with many eyes - describing them as "creepy", "cryptid-core", and "gender envy". Not only that, but when somebody else posts about what you would call a "classical angel", you just can't help yourself but to correct them on what angels really looked like in the bible, kindly educating them with your pretentious "little known" fact. Or so you thought. Before you is a simple matching game. If you know as much about angelology as you claim, Elliot, this should be easy. Line up the card describing an angel's appearance and role under G*d, with their matching name and place on the Christian angel hierarchy. Get all 9 correct, and you get to live. If you get even one of these wrong, however, and reveal that you have been spreading nothing but lies and half-truths about religion to make yourself feel superior on the internet... consider this your sunday school education. *video footage switches to a short clip depicting a maniquin head getting hit with a bible at full speed, decimating instantly. footage switches back to the puppet*. But don't worry, Elliot, I'll give you one hint: only one kind of angel is, sometimes, depicted as wheels in the Christian mythos, dumbass. Good luck.