the Hogwarts Sorting Hat And I can cap them all. There's nothing hidden in your head The Sorting Hat can't see, So try me on and I will tell you Where you ought to be. So put me on! Don't be afraid! And don't get in a flap! You're in safe hands (though I have none) For I'm a Thinking Cap! Yes, I know there are a lot of quizzes out there for this. I know that you probably got sick of all them. But this is not going to be one like "What's your favorite color?" or "What's your favorite subject?" because, believe it or not, being in Slytherin is not all about liking green and potions. In fact, some Slytherins hate green and potions!