to qualify as a wes' white boy is the highest of honors. it is not simply the position of blorbo, but much more elevated, as it transcends the fictional character, going straight to the actor himself.
to be in the running of wes' white boys, one must have a filmography that wes has binged, no matter how shitty the movie or how brief the appearance. one must also fall into the category of pathetic sopping wet white male (apologies to carlos valdes, bruce lee, and keanu reeves for not being included). your result will include a film that you've probably never seen (unless you're my roommate, cause then you've probably seen all of these and i'm so sorry) with the white boy you were assigned. it may be a good movie. it may not be. enjoy.
UPDATE: NEW QUESTIONS! NEW WHITE BOY(s)!
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