ty, headaches, insomnia, restlessness, dream-reality blending, demonic possesion, alien abduction, colorblindness, screen-punching rage upon getting an unfavorable answer, hematolagnia, stockholm syndrome, an insatiable craving for cherry artificial flavoring, somniphobia, and for Johnny C himself to personally break into your home and renact all of the events depicted within to demonstrate its total accuracy to reality.]