girlfriend though i have some incredibly significant hook-up stories that deserve to be mentioned. i'm sorry to chris the frat guy who opened his fridge and found a hammer then put the hammer back in the fridge. i'm sorry to naughty boy ian/good dick ian. i'm sorry to both of my sorority sisters that i got past first base with. i'm sorry to the first dude i ever made out with who had a straight-edge tattoo but now does a number of drugs. always in my heart. x