I think a good way to get free cheese would be to suddenly jump up in a crowded movie theatre and yell really loudly, "Hey, could somebody give me some free cheese?" That way, they'd probably want to
give you as much as they could, just to shut you up. You'd have to be careful though, in case they decided to kill you instead.
I would like to thank the besties from KKTalk for giving me the inspiration to create this literati masterpiece. Without your encouragement, it would have never been able to see the light of day. Thanks to you, this is now everyone's problem. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
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