y” you knew you were in for some bullshit. Don’t fly off the handle/kys. We’re prepared to be scandalocious, braveristic, and inappropriate to a degree that exceeds the source material. Our questions will have you yellow bricked up. We sent this to Steven Schwartz who forwarded it to the Pulitzer committee (still under consideration). Ariana Grande’s hit “thank u, next” was based on the question order of this quiz. Cynthia Erivio took this quiz and her finger fell off. Jonathan Bailey became illiterate. Jeff Goldblum is just, like, confused, generally. God is punishing us. Life is fleeting. Much like the Bible and Elphaba Thropp, this text will be widely misinterpreted and despised. But hey, baby, like The Lovin’ Spoonfuls say, do you believe in magic? If you don’t, what the fuck are you doing here?